Kat's Dream Theatre

shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

  • gay guys don’t have to be disgusted by vagina
  • lesbians don’t have nightmares after seeing cock
  • gay guys can appreaciate beautiful women
  • lesbians can appreciate handsome men
  • it doesn’t make them less gay
  • straight guys can appreciate handsome men
  • straight girls can appreciate beautiful women
  • it doesn’t make them less straight

gagagobble:

I AM LIVING

gagagobble:

I AM LIVING

ageless-loveless-uncreative:

cheerybeery:

maskedfangirl:

marvelcolm:

Guys, please read my extremely NSFW Guardians of the Galaxy fanfic told from the perspective of Groot here.

I don’t normally rec a lot of PWP, but wow. Stop what you’re doing and read this, you won’t regret it!

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That is exactly what I expected.

ladysnarkbite:

Can Julie Andrews pass the ‘wholesome test’? The answer is no.

Julie is even more perfect than I previously thought.

smootymormonhelldream:

Amnesty International just got real.

smootymormonhelldream:

Amnesty International just got real.

soprie:

Stop calling what’s happening in Ferguson a “riot”.

It is not a riot.

Vancouver losing the Stanley Cup a few years ago was a riot. It was angry, drunken destruction with no purpose. (And as a Canadian, it was a shameful event)

Ferguson is not a riot. It is a protest. It is an uprising. It is a civil rights revolution. The prople of Ferguson may be angry, but they have a reason to be angry, and they are not violent, and they are not hooligans, thugs or looters. They are protesting for their human rights which are currently being denied.

Look at the difference between a riot and a protest. A riot is chaos. A protest has a purpose.

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castorochiaro:

dreamsdisney:

mickeysphilharmagic:


i have never wanted to reblog something more in my life


the life of a Disney Cast Member.

Life of anyone in the service industry.

castorochiaro:

dreamsdisney:

mickeysphilharmagic:

i have never wanted to reblog something more in my life

the life of a Disney Cast Member.

Life of anyone in the service industry.

I wouldn’t give anyone the satisfaction of me killing myself. I’ll stay alive, just to spite them.
Fiona Goode (via lily-ava)
derselala:

pawelcyril:

ambrister:

really badly edited lmao. but i just wanted to have fun w/ makeup

How on earth did you use just makeup and no witchcraft to look like an N64 model?

WiTCHcr aFT

derselala:

pawelcyril:

ambrister:

really badly edited lmao. but i just wanted to have fun w/ makeup

How on earth did you use just makeup and no witchcraft to look like an N64 model?

WiTCHcr aFT